get ready to get your mind blown by the masterful sounds of da
is that mud on your shoes
do you know how much bacteria youre dragging into this blog?
get the fuck out before i mess up your shit so bad that you wont know your front butt from your back butt
[yo this is a crack blog so this is not gonna be in character for dave generally]
other people who may or may not be acquaintances
Anonymous asked: Careful about hand sanitizer. If you use it too much, it can be bad.
Because when you use it too much, it can cause the bacteria and viruses around you to become immune to it. Rendering hand sanitizer pretty useless. It can also be an irritant to the skin and remove our own good bacteria on the skin, which naturally helps protect the skin from bacteria. It also dries your hands :o
o u o
thats it
im gonna die
i should just curl up in a ball in my bed and just wait for the germs to kill me
Question with 1 note
Anonymous asked: theres a cockroach on you man.
who knows where that roach has been.
probably in trash and shit.
you should probably get rid of it.
how is it that all of these bugs keep getting on me
seriously
ever since i let you guys start talking to me its a constant stream of bugs
there ive killed it and i covered my body in sanitizer
everything is fine and i am clean
Question with 3 notes
Anonymous asked: Sup, Dave.
At first I misread your URL as Germanphobe.
But that's irrelevant.
Is your house made out of giant bottles of hand sanitizer? Or do you have hand sanitizer with you at all times in case of emergency?
you know that seems to happen a lot with the word germaphobe
i just keep hand sanitizer with me
can you imagine having a house made of hand sanitizer bottles
that would be the shittiest house in exsistance
hey lets just use these bottles to build our walls
oops its hot out oh shit theyre melting
bye house
Photo with 8 notes
thanks for making this vriska
its coming in handy
and im sure ill need it in the future
Photo reblogged from Gnymphoquest 2011 with 372 notes
jade how did you get that shirt
wouldnt you like to know dave?? >;D
i will give you a hint
it involved lots of………………..
sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but im not telling you who i was having it with, hehehehe
(it might have been you ;p)
jade
tell me what happened
and why dont i remember it
please
im begging you here
Dave you should go get yourself checked at a hospital. If there was a lot of human fortification going on I’m pretty sure that might lead to the contraction of diseases. Also germs. 8ut mostly diseases. :::;(
oh my god
ill be back guys
i have to go to the hospital
and wash off my dick
jeez dave i was just joking!!! >:o
your brother has some spare shirts of yours you know
…
>;D
…………………
why would you take one of my shirts
and i hate to say it but im both relieved and disappointed
thanks vriska i need this image
its amazing what i can make the guys do with just a wink and some sultry words
>;p
im sure “sending dave to the hospital to get his dick cleaned and checked out for diseases” is at the very top of your list of achievements
Source: turntechgermaphobe
Photo reblogged from Your tears are my lu8ricant. Duh. with 372 notes
jade how did you get that shirt
wouldnt you like to know dave?? >;D
i will give you a hint
it involved lots of………………..
sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but im not telling you who i was having it with, hehehehe
(it might have been you ;p)
jade
tell me what happened
and why dont i remember it
please
im begging you here
Dave you should go get yourself checked at a hospital. If there was a lot of human fortification going on I’m pretty sure that might lead to the contraction of diseases. Also germs. 8ut mostly diseases. :::;(
oh my god
ill be back guys
i have to go to the hospital
and wash off my dick
jeez dave i was just joking!!! >:o
your brother has some spare shirts of yours you know
…
>;D
…………………
why would you take one of my shirts
and i hate to say it but im both relieved and disappointed
thanks vriska i need this image
Source: turntechgermaphobe
Photo reblogged from Gnymphoquest 2011 with 372 notes
jade how did you get that shirt
wouldnt you like to know dave?? >;D
i will give you a hint
it involved lots of………………..
sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but im not telling you who i was having it with, hehehehe
(it might have been you ;p)
jade
tell me what happened
and why dont i remember it
please
im begging you here
Dave you should go get yourself checked at a hospital. If there was a lot of human fortification going on I’m pretty sure that might lead to the contraction of diseases. Also germs. 8ut mostly diseases. :::;(
oh my god
ill be back guys
i have to go to the hospital
and wash off my dick
jeez dave i was just joking!!! >:o
your brother has some spare shirts of yours you know
…
>;D
…………………
why would you take one of my shirts
and i hate to say it but im both relieved and disappointed
Source: turntechgermaphobe
Anonymous asked: Make sure you stick your dick in bleach -- that'll make sure to get rid of anything that's on it.
as much as i want to do that
that sounds like a terrible idea
im pretty sure my dick doesnt want to be dipped in bleach
but i might use a diluted mixture including bleach to wash off my dick
Photo reblogged from Your tears are my lu8ricant. Duh. with 372 notes
jade how did you get that shirt
wouldnt you like to know dave?? >;D
i will give you a hint
it involved lots of………………..
sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but im not telling you who i was having it with, hehehehe
(it might have been you ;p)
jade
tell me what happened
and why dont i remember it
please
im begging you here
Dave you should go get yourself checked at a hospital. If there was a lot of human fortification going on I’m pretty sure that might lead to the contraction of diseases. Also germs. 8ut mostly diseases. :::;(
oh my god ill be back guys i have to go to the hospital and wash off my dick
Source: turntechgermaphobe
Photo reblogged from Gnymphoquest 2011 with 372 notes
jade how did you get that shirt
wouldnt you like to know dave?? >;D
i will give you a hint
it involved lots of………………..
sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but im not telling you who i was having it with, hehehehe
(it might have been you ;p)
jade
tell me what happened
and why dont i remember it
please
im begging you here
Source: turntechgermaphobe
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